Post by Beebs on Feb 23, 2009 20:33:51 GMT -5
Heyyyyyy....y. I'm B.B. Valentine AKA blacKbird97, KairuVIII, FlameAxelVIII, Beebs; call me BB if you like, it's the easiest, and my actual name is Kyle. I'm 16, Sophomore in High School, love graphic design and writing. I'm a gamer at heart, even though my skills tend to not reflect that... sadness ensues. 
I'd make babies with Photoshop if it had a vagina.
But mainly I tend to flock at various forums, and when I find one I really like, I cling to it for all eternity... until my face turns blue... like my WHOLE face... and not just blue, but like deep, dark purple... not grape purple or anything, kinda like Barney but realllly dark.
As you see, I try too hard. ^^;;;
So, I figured I let you all unfairly judge me by listing a few of my favorite things: (in a totally un-Sound of Music way)
Top 10 TV Shows
10. Firefly
9. LOST
8. Futurama
7. Veronica Mars
6. Gilmore Girls
5. Six Feet Under
4. Angel
3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
2. The X-files
1. The Sarah Silverman Program
Top 5 Anime
5. Avatar: the Last Airbender (suck it haters)
4. Ghost in the Shell: S.A.C.
3. Samurai Champloo
2. Eureka Seven
1. Death Note
Top 6 Films (Had to add a sisth to fit my needs)
6. The Ring
5. Now and Then (gilty pleasure)
4. Donnie Darko
3. Spirited Away
2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
1. Mean Girls (guiltiest pleasure)
Top 10 Music Artists
10. Queen
9. Sum 41
8. Fall Out Boy
7. Paramore
6. AFI/Blaqck Audio
5. Flyleaf
4. Sarah Silverman
3. Garbage
2. Imogen Heap/Frou Frou
1. Shiny Toy Guns
Top 10 Games
10. Final Fantasy XII
9. Halo
8. Final Fantasy X
7. The World Ends With You
6. Banjo Kazooie
5. Bioshock
4. Lumines
3. Final Fantasy Tactics
2. Pokemon
1. Kingdom Hearts
Top 10 Political Interests
10. lulz
9. lulz
8. lulz
7. lulz
6. lulz
5. LULZ
4. lulzles
3. l0000l
2. *dignified laughter*
1. Barack Obama
And now that my pop culture conformist crud is out of the way, maybe you'll enjoy this more:
Ten Random Facts About Moi
-I say/do really random things, at really random times. Not quite laughing at funeral inappropriate, though I've never been in that situation before... could be an interesting experience if it turns out I do. xD I tried to start an applause for AIDS at lunch, and only two people joined in. <-- example <--
-I'm intentionally stupid... like ironically. So expect sarcastic responses from me and know that I'm not brain-dead when you read certain things... like my distaste for ginger kids, because I don't feel they're as charismatic as they should be. (They remind me of mushrooms too, and since I don't like mushrooms... the association is probably the cause.) Oh, and on the off chance I do something genuinely stupid, feel free to spank me.
-I have many, many inside jokes that I spew out at every opportunity (like the title of this thread, for instance) and I don't really care if you "get" them or not. Just nod and smile. Though I'd prefer laughter... I am an orphan, after all. A really juicy one... sorry, my mother was the witch in Hansel and Gretel, so that side of me slips out from time to time.
-I usually have a distaste for every song I ever hear the first time around, before it grows on me.
-When I was younger, I intentionally failed an eye-exam to get glasses that were bendy like my friend had, and it turned out I did actually need glasses.
-I hate Twilight.
-I have this hand-painted, porcelain weeble thing that is supposed to be like a stubby Mexican woman on my desk, and it has some kind of bell inside that sounds like a pinball machine when you move it.
-I'm allergic to every single type of nut BUT peanuts. I had been saying it for years, but no one believed until an allergy exam proved it.
-I used to be scared that Samara from The Ring would come out of my toilet.
-I bawled like a filthy bitch at the end of Six Feet Under.
...That didn't come out as well as I hoped, but there ya go. I hope to stick around and like... do stuff here, hopefully gain some skills in designing. Anyway, if you have any questions feel free to ask. Yup... that's me in a nutshell. Feel free to throw out the "lulz n00b" now.
(Sadly, the majority of this was directly copied from another intro thread of mine, but I wrote it somewhere I thought to have a decent designing community when it... really didn't. I already know this place in infinitely cooler than I will ever hope to be, so I think I'll learn a lot here... and have to deal with harsh CnC on a daily basis. >.<;
I'd make babies with Photoshop if it had a vagina.But mainly I tend to flock at various forums, and when I find one I really like, I cling to it for all eternity... until my face turns blue... like my WHOLE face... and not just blue, but like deep, dark purple... not grape purple or anything, kinda like Barney but realllly dark.
As you see, I try too hard. ^^;;;So, I figured I let you all unfairly judge me by listing a few of my favorite things: (in a totally un-Sound of Music way)
Top 10 TV Shows
10. Firefly
9. LOST
8. Futurama
7. Veronica Mars
6. Gilmore Girls
5. Six Feet Under
4. Angel
3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
2. The X-files
1. The Sarah Silverman Program
Top 5 Anime
5. Avatar: the Last Airbender (suck it haters)
4. Ghost in the Shell: S.A.C.
3. Samurai Champloo
2. Eureka Seven
1. Death Note
Top 6 Films (Had to add a sisth to fit my needs)
6. The Ring
5. Now and Then (gilty pleasure)
4. Donnie Darko
3. Spirited Away
2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
1. Mean Girls (guiltiest pleasure)
Top 10 Music Artists
10. Queen
9. Sum 41
8. Fall Out Boy
7. Paramore
6. AFI/Blaqck Audio
5. Flyleaf
4. Sarah Silverman
3. Garbage
2. Imogen Heap/Frou Frou
1. Shiny Toy Guns
Top 10 Games
10. Final Fantasy XII
9. Halo
8. Final Fantasy X
7. The World Ends With You
6. Banjo Kazooie
5. Bioshock
4. Lumines
3. Final Fantasy Tactics
2. Pokemon
1. Kingdom Hearts
Top 10 Political Interests
10. lulz
9. lulz
8. lulz
7. lulz
6. lulz
5. LULZ
4. lulzles
3. l0000l
2. *dignified laughter*
1. Barack Obama
And now that my pop culture conformist crud is out of the way, maybe you'll enjoy this more:
Ten Random Facts About Moi
-I say/do really random things, at really random times. Not quite laughing at funeral inappropriate, though I've never been in that situation before... could be an interesting experience if it turns out I do. xD I tried to start an applause for AIDS at lunch, and only two people joined in. <-- example <--
-I'm intentionally stupid... like ironically. So expect sarcastic responses from me and know that I'm not brain-dead when you read certain things... like my distaste for ginger kids, because I don't feel they're as charismatic as they should be. (They remind me of mushrooms too, and since I don't like mushrooms... the association is probably the cause.) Oh, and on the off chance I do something genuinely stupid, feel free to spank me.
-I have many, many inside jokes that I spew out at every opportunity (like the title of this thread, for instance) and I don't really care if you "get" them or not. Just nod and smile. Though I'd prefer laughter... I am an orphan, after all. A really juicy one... sorry, my mother was the witch in Hansel and Gretel, so that side of me slips out from time to time.
-I usually have a distaste for every song I ever hear the first time around, before it grows on me.
-When I was younger, I intentionally failed an eye-exam to get glasses that were bendy like my friend had, and it turned out I did actually need glasses.
-I hate Twilight.
-I have this hand-painted, porcelain weeble thing that is supposed to be like a stubby Mexican woman on my desk, and it has some kind of bell inside that sounds like a pinball machine when you move it.
-I'm allergic to every single type of nut BUT peanuts. I had been saying it for years, but no one believed until an allergy exam proved it.
-I used to be scared that Samara from The Ring would come out of my toilet.
-I bawled like a filthy bitch at the end of Six Feet Under.
...That didn't come out as well as I hoped, but there ya go. I hope to stick around and like... do stuff here, hopefully gain some skills in designing. Anyway, if you have any questions feel free to ask. Yup... that's me in a nutshell. Feel free to throw out the "lulz n00b" now.
(Sadly, the majority of this was directly copied from another intro thread of mine, but I wrote it somewhere I thought to have a decent designing community when it... really didn't. I already know this place in infinitely cooler than I will ever hope to be, so I think I'll learn a lot here... and have to deal with harsh CnC on a daily basis. >.<;
