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I claim independence from the critics and their stones. My life is my own, can you say the same?
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Post by ∫ąŗ•jå on May 19, 2009 20:35:58 GMT -5
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ..." - Louis Hector Berlioz
"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. "
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
There's my three entries xP enjoy lovelies~
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Spaz
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Post by Spaz on May 20, 2009 5:52:33 GMT -5
Haha, i've read all of them before. Good quotes.
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Post by Spaz on May 21, 2009 4:13:48 GMT -5
Sven - 'I don't believe in bisexuals, I just think thats a retarded excuse for attention. It's like saying: "I like girls, really, deep down I find them highly attractive, but I just wanna be a fudge packer for the attention" You are one or the other, really.'
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Post by Sven on May 21, 2009 4:20:22 GMT -5
Do you stalk me or somethign? lol. Thats not from MSN or VS... its from TPK
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Post by Spaz on May 21, 2009 5:23:30 GMT -5
I know. I saw "homosexuals" in the thread listing so I thought i'd take a look. your comment made me laugh, so I added it.
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Kronus
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Post by Kronus on May 24, 2009 13:25:00 GMT -5
I know. I saw "homosexuals" in the thread listing so I thought i'd take a look. your comment made me laugh, so I added it. Nice to know what catches your attention.
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Post by digitalis on May 25, 2009 18:32:06 GMT -5
I know. I saw "homosexuals" in the thread listing so I thought i'd take a look. your comment made me laugh, so I added it. Nice to know what catches your attention. Lawl xD (sry for spam)
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Post by Spaz on May 26, 2009 1:50:37 GMT -5
I know. I saw "homosexuals" in the thread listing so I thought i'd take a look. your comment made me laugh, so I added it. Nice to know what catches your attention. I thought they were talking about you.
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Post by oneLYRA on May 26, 2009 15:23:33 GMT -5
"One time a guy handed me a picture of himself and said, 'this is a picture of me when I was younger.' I said, every picture of you is a picture of you when you were younger. I want to see a picture of you when you're older, I mean, how the fuck could you pull that off?" -Mitch Hedberg
"If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be FUCKED UP." -Mitch Hedberg
"A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef." -Mitch Hedberg
"I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist. Politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech lowlife. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bicoastal multitasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new wave, but I'm old school, and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted, cool customer, voice activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database, and my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time-to-time I'm radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging a bullet, pushing the envelope. I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed, I got no urge to binge and purge. I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high concept, low profile, medium range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb, a top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging workaholic; a working rageaholic. Out of rehab, and in denial. I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down. 'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless, I'm an alpha male on beta blockers. I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid back but fashion forward. Up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance. Super-size, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready, and built to last. I'm a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk, head-case. Prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail. But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing, a supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. I'm gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant. I like rough sex, I like tough love, I use the F-word in my E-Mail, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a mini mall;I bought a mini van in a mega store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm toll free, bite sized, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes. A fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal, lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock. Rough tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride. Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin', jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'. I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty, and lunch time is crunch time. I'm hanging in, there ain't no doubt. And I'm hanging tough, over and out." -George Carlin
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Post by Sven on May 26, 2009 19:14:10 GMT -5
Biggest quote ever, give me the general gist of it - too lazy to read it.
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Post by Spaz on May 26, 2009 23:52:18 GMT -5
Lol, it's a good quote. Pitty it has to be so looooong. Edit: Actually, I wish it was longer. +rep for finding that. It's awesome.
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Kronus
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Post by Kronus on May 29, 2009 3:39:57 GMT -5
"Bisexual; (n.) the ability to reach down anyone's pants and be pleased" - Michael "Wrighty" Wright.
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Post by Spaz on May 29, 2009 18:11:57 GMT -5
If you were meaning his quote from mD it was:
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Kronus
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Post by Kronus on Jun 2, 2009 14:48:06 GMT -5
I changed it up for a reason, fucktard.
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